Go for the gold at The Lab on August 8th with the Evil Genius Olympic 0.5K! Yep, you read that right! A 0.5k, just once around the block. That's 0.31 miles or if you need a bigger number to brag to your friends about it's 19,685 inches, 50,000 centimeters, or 5e+8 micrometers (whatever the heck that means).
Tickets are just $30 and include a swag bag with Evil Genius branded goodies like a water bottle, bottle opener, and more. All runners will recieve a totally real, uber valuable, and absolutely officially recognized "Gold Medal" upon completion of the race. Tickets also come with one free pint at the end of the race. Note: there is no actual prize for winning so run, walk, or crawl at your own pace!